24.9.09

They Might be Giants!

Beware out there … they might be Giants … there may be a seismic shift in power in the ole football league. The Jonesville Terrapins have come stormin’ out of the gates in week #1 to post an incredible high score of 137! Could it be true that a cellar dweller for the last 2 seasons like the Terps has morphed in to a fantasy football giant? They were sparked by an out of body experience from Drew Brees with 6 TDs and 49 fantasy points. They were unstoppable when combined with 180 yards and 38 points from Adrian Peterson. The result; Jonesville Terrapins 137.0 @ Soul Sonic Force 66.0 . That was 87 points scored by 2 players! SSF didn’t have a chance.
RANDO'S RAZORS 92.0 @ TROOPER OB'S METHOD 119.0 OB was another cellar dweller with a GIANT effort in week #1. This time it was the Eagles D/ST posting 36 points! No Manning curse for OB this week. But we all know the Eagles can’t post those kinda numbers every week.
Double D's Flyin' Tigers 79.0 @ V Dub 94.0 Former Champ Double D takes one on the chin from the sophomore V Dub … frickin’ Tom Brady did it again with 25 points. But V Dub’s QB Tony Romo responded with 35.
Brooklyn PitBulls 73.0 @ Open (in the) Slot 59.0 Yawn, this one was projected to be low scoring and it was. Oh my … look how low have the mighty fallen.
Romo's Raiders 64.0 @ Capitol Road Pound Cakes 56.0 Okay, now this one was REALLY pathetic. The Rodgers vs Cutler QA battle never materialized. Could it be that all Bears QB’s are prone to INT’s?

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