Whazzup - Week #1 Preview

Here's an early look at the league going to week #1. We will ignore the G-Men's 16-7 snooze-fest win over the 'Skins last Thursday nite and review early game-lines.

FAB FOUR MATCH-UPS

Killin' Koyotes +7 @ Soul Sonic Force (94-101)
The Force (sporting a new logo this year) is projected to edge-out Pamela's Koyotes. The Koyotes' RB Brandon Jacobs scored his project 12 points. Now SFF RB Michael Turner has to do the same if they are going to win this. Of course Pamela is bankin' on TO havin' a monster game and trash the force.

Tap out -5 @ Brooklyn PitBulls (91- 86)
The rookie Tap Out is a 5 point favorite over the PitBulls. Don't believe it. Mikey is a former champion and seems to work magic with his roster in early season match-ups. Whazzup rookie! You're not really gonna start Oakland RB Darren McFadden RU?

FANTASTIC FOUR MATCH-UPS

Rando's Razors -11 @ Jonesville Terrapins (104-93 )
In an attempt to erase the memory of last years 2-11 season, Rando's renamed his team from the Razorbacks to the Razors. He's projected to walk over the Terps this week (3-10 last season). Rando's prayers rest on the performance of McNabb and LT (as most games this season will). But the Terps have a shot. They look much more balanced this year.

Open (in the) Slot EVEN Team Troegler (84-84)
The forecasters have this match-up of teams drafted off-line even. This one will be decided by the match-up of the league's two premier QB's ... Brady for the Slot vs. Manning for T-Trogler. JD didn't you learn yout lesson with Brady late last season? And Marty ... a bit of league history for ya ... no team with Peyton Manning as their QB has every won this league (we call it the Manning jinx).

FOUR HORSEMEN MATCH-UPS

OB's Method +9 @ Double D's Flyin' Tigers (86- 95)
This is not a good sign Double D. You are better off when you're not the favorite. OB could get the jump on you if the Palmer to Houshmandzadeh connection hooks up against the Ravens.

Romo's Raiders +22 Philly Hitmen (86-108)
The Hitmen are a 22 point favorite , but this will be closer than projected. Lions RB Kevin Smith for the Hitmen will share carries with newly signed Rudi Johnson and don't forget the Ocho Cinco factor for Romo's Raiders. Ocho Cinco ... Damn I'm gonna love saying that all season.