24.12.09

The Method and Terps square off in Championship game

This is it ... the championship game. Where neither of these two teams have every gone before. We have crews working overtime to clear the stands. So you can witness the spectacle that is the FFL Championship game. It’s not exactly the Flint, Michigan Mega-Bowl, but it’s close.

OB’s Method outlasted Rando’s Razors 116-104 in a match-up that was closer than expected. OB trailed going into MNF with one player left. The venerable WR, Steve Smith … you know the one that used to be good from the Carolina Panthers. Well you may not have given him much of a chance … seeing that Carolina was playing the Vikings. But the real Steve Smith posted 22 points on 157 receiving yards and a TD. The Vikings head coach and Bret Favre are having diva issues.

The Jonesville boys managed a win an 82-77 over Jesse despite a weak performance by the Vikings (Peterson 16 points) and the Saints (Brees 11 points). Jesse’s QA, Tony Romo faired better (20 points) in the win. But the teams pacesetter, Chris Johnson had a pedestrian day (by his standards) and posted only 14 points on 104 rushing yards and 0 TDs.

The game line is –1 for the league leader OB’s method. A line befitting of a championship game. OB’s tries to break the Peyton Manning curse and become the first league winner with Manning in their line-up. While the Terrapins try to become yet another worst to first Cinderella story. Stay tuned!

23.12.09

Razors Survive but the Method awaits

Randos Razors survived a pedestrian match-up with Double D in week 14 to advance in the playoffs (99-62). Rando was actually behind going into the Sunday nite game. Then DeSean Jackson went off for 30 and Frank Gore scored 24 on MNF to finish the deal. Now the Razors (8-5) have a tilt with The OB Method (10-3). We don’t think Mr. Jackson will save him this time. OB (favored by 16) starts Peyton Manning (averaging 22.9 points/game) and the Mighty MJD (averaging 16). OB won their only match-up this year 112-92. The matchup- between V.Dub and the Jonesville Terripans will be the real battle this week. The Terps are favored by 8. These two cellar dwellers from last season have risen to the top this year. For V. Dub its been all about Chris Johnson, RB. Johnson is the highest scoring non QB player in fantasy football (averaging 21 per game). Johnson has scored over 30 four times gets the fins in week 15. The Terps Adrian Peterson is not too shabby either (averaging 16.9). The knock on him is consistency. But the Terps compensate with Ray Rice who has come out of nowhere to the 4th ranked RB position averaging 15.5. And of course there’s QB Drew Brees the league leader in fantasy points. In an interesting twist the QBs for both teams play each other on the gridiron Saturday nite. Hold on to your butts … this will be a wild ride.

10.12.09

It’s Playoff time

It's playoff time. Buckle up for the most frustrating and disappointing weeks in Fantasy Football. It’s the worst for those who did not make the playoffs. You start going into FFL withdrawal. It will be 1:30 on Sunday and you have that sudden panic that you did not check your line up … only to realize that (duh) my season is over. Or that pained feeling you get when your would be starter has a killer game. There is a losers bracket. So you can still play for 3 more weeks. However it just doesn’t feel the same.

The playoff rankings; #1 OB’s method (10-3), #2 V.Dub (9-4), #3 Jonesville Terripins (8-5). The 2 wilcard teams are #4 Rando’s Razors (8-5) vs. #5 Double D’s Flyin’ Tigers (7-6). 

Yes Dave you made the playoffs with that weak ass record of yours. Had Romos Raiders managed to win you would have been out by virtue of points scored. So stop your whining …. in fact we have a few more choice words for you!Ocho_Cinco_Loves_U

Ocho Cinco

 

So we can sit back in week 14 and watch the Razors and Tigers duke it out for the honor of getting spanked by the OB Method. 

Lucky week #13

It’s lucky week #13. The final week of the regular season and there is still plenty that is undecided.

OB’s Method will make the playoffs, but they have not clinched a 1st round bye. That’s because they faulted in their match-up with Pamela’s Pound Cakes. They didn’t just slip up. They got spanked 92-62. Manning scored a serviceable 23 points, but the rest of OB’s squad was pedestrian. Pamela played a brilliant match-up … Starting the sleeper of the week, Justin Forsett (26 points).



A week #13 loss by OB coupled with a win by the Razors or the Dub and the Method will have to play in the 1st round. It’s all part of the Manning curse. The Colts will be so far ahead they might sit Manning in week #15.

Meanwhile the Razors are in the hunt. They dashed the Tigers' hopes in a 88-64 romp. Rando has vaulted in to a tie for 1st in the division with a 4 game win streak. A win locks up a playoff berth.

The Dub coasted last week to 112-64 win of the Pitbulls. Jesse has been a contender all season. This is not the team you want to play in round 1 of the playoffs.

The Jonesville boys had another monster week. They beat the Slot 126-77. The slots’ hopes for the playoff are on life support. They had a mad game from Bret Favre (33), but Drew Brees went bonkers over the Pats (45). The Terps are a dangerous team, But their roller coaster performances are a question mark. They are at the top in league scoring, but only 7-5.

The Raiders vs the Method is the pivotal game in week #13. Romo (6-6) is on the see saw for post season. A win over OB could set an un-calculable sequence of events in motion.

6.12.09

Don't Call it a comeback

OB's Method message to the league


Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years

Killin my peers and puttin up points in fear

Lettin' teams know that they're gonna die real... SOON

Listen to the 'Match-up go BOOM

Explosions, overpowerin Over the Vipers, I'm towerin

Wreckin shop, when I drop these mines that'll make you call the cops

Don't you dare stare, you betta move Heh - betta say yer prayers...

Laughin' at the punks that're gonna get get sliced and diced

The Pound Cakes' are payin the price!