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It’s been 10 weeks already?

Well the OB method prevailed in the big match-up between #1 and #2. He beat DD 105-87. Peyton Manning helped ‘em cruise to a victory with another 30+ point game.

Sure you’re happy now OB, but Peyton Manning is cursed in the league. No one has every won this league with Manning. You won’t be the 1st. I can see it now … Manning gets thrashed with 2 picks and a fumble for no TDs on the road in week #14 against divisional rival Jacksonville. Meanwhile, Jesse Romero (V Dub) has been quietly going about his bid-ness. He’s on a 2 game win streak and looking good for a playoff spot at 7-3. Jesse, is there any truth to the rumor that you sleep with a copy of football weekly under your pillow (along with your Playboy)?

V. Dub has a key match-up this week with the Razors (6-4). A loss could drop them back into a tie for the division. Another key matchup is the Jonesville boys (6-4) against “the Method”. They are a slight favorite and anything could happen with them. Who knows which dynamic duo will prevail (Drew Brees & Adrian Peterson) or (Peyton Manning & MJD).

Clear the deck boys. We're coming in for a landing and its gonna be close.

Power Ranking Week #9

A surprising trend in the Power Ranking. It's near impossible to pick a winner from week to week. But despite all the turmoil, the Power Rankings have changed very little since week #4. OB is still King at 7-2 with the most points scored (891) and the Ice Capades are making their 1st tour date in hell next week. RANK TEAM (Previous Ranking)

#1 OB's Method (1)
#2 Double D's Flying Tigers (3)
#3 V Dub (2)
#4 Jonesville Terrapins (4)
#5 Rando's Razors (5)
#6 Open (in the) Slot (6)
#7 Romo's Raiders (7)
#8 Soul Sonic Force (9)
#9 Capitol Road Pound Cakes (10)
#10 Brooklyn Pitbulls (8)

Match-up to watch in week #10

#1 OB's Method vs #2 DD's Flying Tigers

Welcome to the Thunderdome

Yes, it’s like that in the FFL this year. It’s a post apocalyptic world where midgets control giants and pigmys run amuck. Law and order ceases to exists. There is only one law … Thunderdome Two men enter … one man leaves The Black n Blue Division surprised us by winning the matchup against the Body Bag division (3-2). In a week when no one scored over 100.

In this underworld, OB is King. The OB Method (6-2) skipped over the Pitbulls (1-7) 93-82. They were fueled this week by Jacksonville, RB MJD (30 points). We can’t figure out how he’s doing it. OB has rarely made a playoff appearance in this league. Now he tops the division with a 1 game lead (I think his girlfriend is picking his roster now).

Over in the Body Bag Division, Double D has adeptly played himself to the top. He’s fifth in scoring but is tied with the leagues best record at 6-2. It seems like the luck of the draw. Dave’s QB, Tom Brady is on a bye, but he draws the weaker opponent in the likes of Pamela’s Pound Cakes. Backup QB, Donavan McNabb scores 27 in a rout over the G-Men and the Tigers win 97-80.

But like those slimy kids in the movie, there are a lot of teams that are just hanging around … fighting for scraps. Anyone (well except for Mikey) could run the table and make the playoffs. The world as we once knew it … is over.

Log jam in the Body Bag division

There's a log jam in the Body Bag division, with 2 teams at 5-2 and another just 1 GB. Right now that projects to 3 playoff teams. Its anyone's guess what will happen in the Black & Blue division. OB seems to be in command at 5-2. But his edge comes as much from a low PA average as it does his league leading PF total. The bubble could burst on the Black n Blue division when they all match-up against the Body Baggers. But as luck would have it OB has the weakest opponent.

FFL WEEK 7 SCOREBOARD
Double D's Flyin' Tigers 101 Soul Sonic Force 89
Brooklyn PitBulls 77 Capitol Road Pound Cakes 89
Open (in the) Slot 53 Trooper OB's Method 105
V Dub 113 Romo's Raiders 95
Rando's Razors 116 Jonesville Terrapins 88