20.11.05

Chet's Jets upset the Razorbacks, Killers Win!

The Jet's late season trade paid BIG dividends last week. Newcomers Michael Vick (28) and Brandon Stokley (13) combine for 41 points to help the Jets post the high score for the week (114). The venerable Tiki Barber also chipped in 28 as Chet's team eclipsed their previous total score high by 29 points! They still have a steep hill to climb facing 3 top ranked teams in the last 3 weeks.

The Koyotes Killers win! Let me say that again ... The Killers WIN and get off the snide. Clinton Portis (28) & Brian Westbrook (17) wake from their slumbers to help the Killer post a 39 point win over the Tigers (81-52). Doesn't that make you feel small Double D?

This is the tightest year ever. Everyone has a weakness. The mighty Posse stumble to OB (80-61). Injuries continue to take their toll. OB wasn't even carrying a backup QB. Now he's lost McNabb for a week (maybe more). Who knows what other strange things will happen. Somebody in the Central Division might qualify for the playoffs with a losing record. As Dick Enberg would say ... Oh My!

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12.11.05

ESPN Power Rankings : Week Nine

Last weeks game were kinda boring. So let's look at the Power Rankings this week. The Rankings are based on Winning percentage, Points scored (For & Aagainst),
, and just how I frickin see it!


(1) The Next Level 6-3-0 Don't let this record fool ya. This team is 3rd in scoring and 4th in points against. The Atlantic is the toughest division in the league.

(2) Plankton's Posse 8-1-0
You might as well call them the Carolina Panthers. Panther WR Steve Smith (141) is thier highest scorer, but they also have Panthers at RB, K, and QB.
The Posse is 2nd in points scored, but have had the fewest points scored again them (575). 62 fewer points than the next team.


(3) Brown's Sandbaggers 8-1-0
Bite me Rookie! That Peyton Manning pick has never taken anyone in this league all the way. This year won't be any different.

(4) Brooklyn PitBulls 5-4-0
Da Bulls lead the league in scoring (884), but have the 3rd highest points against total (800). RB Edgerrin James (151) is a solid play this year.
You don't wanna play these guys in the post season.

(5) OB's Method 6-3-0
Great year so far OB. Inspite of the Eagles record, McNabb (168) is still a great fantasy play. But you should have beaten the Baggers when you had a chance.

(6) DDs Flyin' TIGERS 5-4-0
Double D has illustrated pure genius to will his team to a winning record. But Eli Manning is a fraud.

(7) Rando's Razorbacks 4-5-0 The 'backs are the worst team in the best division.

(8) MC Squared 4-5-0
MC should be happy to be in the hunt considering he has the highset number of point scored against them (884).

(9) Romo's Raiders 3-6-0
Depleted by injuries the Raiders still have a shot at second place in the division. Boy, that central division stinks.

(10) Chet's Jets 3-6-0 Chet went from the penthouse (last year) to the poor house. But he hasn't given up ... he's still active on the waiver wire and makein' trades.

(11) Drew's Mountain Men 2-7-0
With Priest Holmes on IR, the Mountain Men have 1 player with more that 100 points ... one!

(12) East Norriton Koyote Killers 0-9-0
OOOO and nine. enuf said.

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4.11.05

PACIFIC & CENTRAL division appear locked up, ATLANTIC still in doubt

While the Baggers and the Posse appear to be running away with their divisions (both are 7-1). Every team in the Atlantic is at .500 or better. But not much better.
ATLANTIC
NEXT LEVEL (5-3) drop game to PITBULLS (5-3) 80-92 The Next Level has fallen and it appears that can't get up. Losers of two straight, they can't seem to start the right players. A start of Jake Plummer (38)/Kevin Curtis (16) over Collins(25)/Randy Moss(2) would have sealed a win. The Pitbulls win is a bit of a fluke ... 21 points from your kicker aint right. The G men don't play the skins every week.

RAZORBACKS (4-4) even their record over DDS FLYIN' TIGERS (4-4) 92-74 The 'backs get another fine performance from Steven Jackson (25). Double D has stuck with Mark Brunell (0) to long. Both teams still have a shot if the Next Level doesn't get their act together.
PACIFIC
KOYOTE KILLERS (0-8) lose to JETS (3-5) 83-85 The Killer’s suffer the cruelest of ironies in this one. The Jets are trailing in the last minutes of the MNF game, 82-83. The Steelers must score to win. A touchdown by the Killer's QB, Ben Roethlisberger seals it, but the Jet's kicker, Jeff Reed, kicks the field goal on the last play of the game for the win. Don't you hate it when kickers settle a game?

OB'S METHOD (5-3) falls to the SANDBAGGERS (7-1) 76-83
OB misses his big chance to challenge the rookie for the division. Calm down rookie ... the season isn't over yet.
CENTRAL
MC SQUARED (3-5) get smoked by the POSSE (7-1) 72-127 Put Steve Smith back in the line-up and the Posse is back! The Jake Delhome/Steve Smith combo yielded 56 points! Who's playing Minnesota next week?

RAIDERS (3-5) prevail over the MOUNTAIN MEN (2-6) 71-47 Joe was due for a win. Culpepper's loss has Drew reeling. The injuries this year have exacted a terrible toll. Just ask these two teams.